"I woke up before 2, so I’m gonna call that reasonable."
"Well, I'm in Bangkok right now, so everyone can miss me with that shit these days. Fuck, I've been in Asia for weeks."
"Oh, and also because shooting a bus with a bottle rocket is a felony. I know this is true because that's what the cops told me."
"...though there are reports that their dollar is stabilizing, local support of the currency can and likely still will fluctuate."